In a 90-second video produced by Anomaly, children were asked if Santa could be a woman. Their reasons, though silly and laughable, are a bit alarming. 

  • She’d get a headache
  • She would get “lost in the sky”
  • She would have a baby, and that baby would crush all the toys during delivery
  • She won’t have seen Santa Claus do it  – she’ll need to practice
  • She wouldn’t have the strength to carry the presents – they would be “too heavy for a lady” - she’d have to go to the gym first