Dear Saudi Arabia,

As I read this utterly inspirational piece on the announcement of your self-proclaimed right to 'cover women's eyes, especially the tempting ones,' I had an epiphany. How about we cover up everything that invokes the horrors of 'temptation'!? Let's cover up all the oil rigs, Saudi - to help you avoid the sins of greed and avarice. And of course gluttony invoking chocolate will need to forever remain wrapped in its cover (maybe only eaten behind closed doors at night with the lights off). Do you think we should cover up all the handsome young men too? No wait - what was I thinking... women understand the flip side of the word temptation, little word called resistance - so scrap that!

Warm Regards,

The Dark Ages